I went into GNC early yesterday morning to get some Rescue Remedy for Zoe (my mini Aussie) among other things. I probably would have gotten more, however.....
I was practically raped by the woman in there! No shit, really...
The split second my foot was inside the door she was on me, like flys on shit (I should know as I work around shit all day) It is a very small store and I was the only one in there, so I was stuck. What I really wanted to do was look at stuff, but no....Ms. Up My Ass would leave me be about anything! Even after I told her I didn't need any help. She followed me all over the store talking up stuff that I had no interest in!
I went straight to the shelves and got what I needed, made one swoop around the protein powders (which I would have liked to peruse) and left. She tried pushing all kinds of shit on my while I was there as well!
I don't think I was in the store for more that 3 minutes because of this predator! (I honestly did feel like I was being molested, I was pretty bad!)
Now, I may be an opinionated bitch, but I'm not a rude bitch so I was trying to be nice when I really wanted to say, "could you please step the fuck off, I know what I came in here for, I know where it is and IF I do find that I need some help, you will be the 1st to know." But I didn't, I just got my shit and left.
The next time I go there, IF I go there, I will promptly turn around and leave if this Personal Space Invader is there! And I may even go there today to let someone else know of my shopping experience yesterday....so there!!!!
Wednesday, June 29, 2011
Monday, June 27, 2011
Just one more gray hair for me.....just one??
Anyone who has ever had the pleasure of teaching someone to drive has undoubtedly earned every single gray hair in their head!
My gray hairs started with my daughter, I think I can count on one hand the number of times I rode with my daughter. I paid the driving instructor a great deal of money to risk his life so I didn't have to risk mine!
Now, it's the boys turn....except I'm forced to let him drive my truck and take my own life in his hands. That being said, the mother in me wants to beat the living shit out of anyone who tailgates him! I can only imagine them saying "learn how to drive, will ya?" Well, he is damn it so get off his ass, he's going the speed limit!
I'm making a sign that says, "student driver, back the fuck off!" so people will know to steer clear of my boy!
So to anyone who is tailgating my son...you know what you can do and for those who have kids that haven't gotten this far yet, invest in hair coloring and Valium!
My gray hairs started with my daughter, I think I can count on one hand the number of times I rode with my daughter. I paid the driving instructor a great deal of money to risk his life so I didn't have to risk mine!
Now, it's the boys turn....except I'm forced to let him drive my truck and take my own life in his hands. That being said, the mother in me wants to beat the living shit out of anyone who tailgates him! I can only imagine them saying "learn how to drive, will ya?" Well, he is damn it so get off his ass, he's going the speed limit!
I'm making a sign that says, "student driver, back the fuck off!" so people will know to steer clear of my boy!
So to anyone who is tailgating my son...you know what you can do and for those who have kids that haven't gotten this far yet, invest in hair coloring and Valium!
Sunday, June 26, 2011
My 1st Blog
Ok, so I will undoubtedly offend someone reading my blog, as I usually do in my life on a daily basis. I'm not going to apologize because I'm really not sorry about anything I say and I don't get offended easily so if you have an opinion, please share it. Don't hold back that's what I expect from anyone who reads this.
That being said, I hope someone reads this and thinks to themselves "what a cool chick" because I honestly think I missed my calling as a shock jock on the radio! ;)
I am a runner, and currently training for the Marine Corps Marathon. This will be my 1st full, although I've completed many half marathons in the past.
I used to work for an oil company doing AR/AP for them, what a pain in the ass that was. I would lay awake at night wondering where I was going to get hundreds of thousands of dollars the next day to pay for fuel! When I didn't want to stop at the exit anymore on the way to work I decided I'd had enough. I went to work doing what I enjoy most, working with animals. I am a manager at a kennel and I also train dogs there. Sooooo WAY less money, but also way less stress! Money isn't everything, I've found that out over the years!
That's pretty much it, I've had my trials and tribulations over my 41 years and I have my own opinions on most of it! Just ask!
Thanks for visiting, and hope you come again!
That being said, I hope someone reads this and thinks to themselves "what a cool chick" because I honestly think I missed my calling as a shock jock on the radio! ;)
I am a runner, and currently training for the Marine Corps Marathon. This will be my 1st full, although I've completed many half marathons in the past.
I used to work for an oil company doing AR/AP for them, what a pain in the ass that was. I would lay awake at night wondering where I was going to get hundreds of thousands of dollars the next day to pay for fuel! When I didn't want to stop at the exit anymore on the way to work I decided I'd had enough. I went to work doing what I enjoy most, working with animals. I am a manager at a kennel and I also train dogs there. Sooooo WAY less money, but also way less stress! Money isn't everything, I've found that out over the years!
That's pretty much it, I've had my trials and tribulations over my 41 years and I have my own opinions on most of it! Just ask!
Thanks for visiting, and hope you come again!
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